Fox to Launch News Channel for Kiddies
NEW YORK — Facing an aging viewing audience losing their hearing and eyesight, Fox News is set to launch a 24-hour news channel for pre-teens. “Sesame Street is the sort of liberal fairy crap...
NEW YORK — Facing an aging viewing audience losing their hearing and eyesight, Fox News is set to launch a 24-hour news channel for pre-teens. “Sesame Street is the sort of liberal fairy crap...
NEW YORK — Lashing out at CNN and MSNBC as “unpatriotic mambie pambies”, Fox New host Bill O’Reilly today boasted that only Fox News covers the “real God-fearing America”. “We were the first to...
BUNKERVILLE, NV — The rancher in the middle of a dispute with the federal government over his cattle grazing for free on public lands assured Americans today that “there is not a racist bone”...
TRENTON — New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is refusing all media interviews after FOX News reported today that he plunged into the freezing waters of the Hudson River to rescue a blind, African American,...
MIAMI — Tragedy struck late Christmas night when a black Santa Claus was shot several times, steps away from the fireplace with a sack of toys and gifts at his feet. Mistaking him for...