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Fox to Launch News Channel for Kiddies

NEW YORK — Facing an aging viewing audience losing their hearing and eyesight, Fox News is set to launch a 24-hour news channel for pre-teens. “Sesame Street is the sort of liberal fairy crap...

Black Santa Claus Shot By Stand-Your-Ground Homeowner

MIAMI — Tragedy struck late Christmas night when a black Santa Claus was shot several times, steps away from the fireplace with a sack of toys and gifts at his feet. Mistaking him for...