Tagged: gender equality

Barbie Turns 55 — Still Has a 16 Inch Waist

EL SEGUNDO, CA — 32-16-29. If Barbie was a real person that’s how she’d stack up in the figure department as Mattel Inc. celebrated her 55th birthday today with fat-free carrot cake and sugarless...

Local Youth Arrested For Driving While Female

Local police have arrested a local youth last night on Highway 35 during a routine traffic stop. The youth was arrested for driving while female. The delinquent, Fatima, had attempted to hide her eyes...

Corporate Suffrage to be Introduced in New Bill

In a move that aims to boost corporate influence and ratchet up de facto support for corporate personhood, the Harper Government has tabled legislation that would allot voting rights to corporations. Bill C-8687, to...