Barbie Turns 55 — Still Has a 16 Inch Waist
EL SEGUNDO, CA — 32-16-29. If Barbie was a real person that’s how she’d stack up in the figure department as Mattel Inc. celebrated her 55th birthday today with fat-free carrot cake and sugarless...
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Local Youth Arrested For Driving While Female
Local police have arrested a local youth last night on Highway 35 during a routine traffic stop. The youth was arrested for driving while female. The delinquent, Fatima, had attempted to hide her eyes...
Utah to Allow Same-Sex Marriage between Women — Not between Men
SALT LAKE CITY — Utah Governor Gary Herbert (R) announced today that the state legislature has reached a compromise on the issue of same-sex marriage that will allow women to marry women but make...
Good Looking Woman Reportedly Not Body Searched at Airport Security
NEW YORK – MSNBC is playing news footage showing a 400+ pound man allegedly being given a body frisk at an undisclosed U.S. airport. Dozens of waiting people can be seen watching the unheard-of...
Corporate Suffrage to be Introduced in New Bill
In a move that aims to boost corporate influence and ratchet up de facto support for corporate personhood, the Harper Government has tabled legislation that would allot voting rights to corporations. Bill C-8687, to...
