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Greece Ditches Euro for Canadian Tire Money

ATHENS — Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras beat the European Union to the punch today by dumping the Euro and making Canadian Tire money Greece’s new national currency. “Europe can bite our gyros. Greece...

Entire Nation Of Greece Gives Up

ATHENS -Buffeted by economic storms and becoming a byword for financial disaster, the entire nation of Greece has officially given up on life. Driving down the deserted streets of Athens our intrepid reporters found...