NEW YORK — The once-a-year Monsanto birth control pill Ovafree was pulled off the market today due to poor sales and reported side effects including spontaneous twerking. “It totally fizzed all the way down my...
MAUI — Genetic modifier Monsanto Inc. has launched its patented new 2013 model Banana Plus with bold new features aimed directly at the image conscious consumer. “It flushes away bum and belly fat right...
OTTAWA – Food labels will soon tell you the drop-dead date after which your bologna slices with pimento bits are definitely going to give you severe stomach cramps and make you gag and vomit....
CALGARY, OTTAWA, WASHINGTON – Food shoppers and diners across North America are suddenly saying ‘No’ to chowing down on meat from miserable animals. And this rapidly growing social media movement is forcing restaurants and...
U.S. Doctors are recommending people eat a raw Onion a day for gas-free digestion and effortless bowel movements, following the release of a 5-year study on the effects of eating the root vegetable. “The...
WASHINGTON, OTTAWA – An adoption crisis has been declared by Canadian and American Family Services officials who say there are nearly 10 times as many people wanting to adopt a baby in North America...
