Trump Demands Hillary Wear a Skirt to Debates or He Won’t Show
NEW YORK — Donald Trump told a crowd of hooting supporters today that he will not take part in any of the upcoming presidential debates if Hillary Clinton “dresses like a man”. “Two...
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Fired Sanders Staffer Added Smiley Face Emojis to Hillary’s Data Files
MANCHESTER, NH — Saying that he was just out to show there were big holes in the Democratic National Committee’s data wall, now-unemployed tech director Josh Uretsky told CNN today that he deliberately left...
Trump Offers Bernie Sanders Hair Advice
WASHINGTON — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Fox News Sunday today that Democrat candidate Bernie Sanders needs to start using some product in his hair. “First advice? I think Bernie needs to stop...
Hillary Admits She Doesn’t Have a Bundle in Her Underwear
WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton cut to the chase today admitting that she doesn’t have things dangling between her legs but doesn’t think that shortage makes her a weaker candidate for president. “There are bonerheads...
Washington Rumors Fly as Hillary Lists 300 Used Pantsuits on eBay
WASHINGTON — In what is being taken as a sure sign that she’s going to chase the Democratic nomination for the 2016 Presidential race, Hillary Clinton is clearing out her old wardrobe. Hillary is...
Fox News Uses Cauliflower to Demonstrate Hillary’s Brain Damage
NEW YORK — Unable to attain scans of potential Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s brain to prove it is damaged beyond repair, Fox News called in an expert today to give a detailed medical...
