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Bieber’s Codpiece Reels in Million Dollar Bid

A mystery bidder drove a hard bargain at a Justin Bieber charity auction on Saturday, paying one million dollars for the codpiece the “Baby” singer famously used to boost his bulge. The apparatus was...

Americans Still Blame Canadians for Cruz and Bieber

NEW YORK — A new USA Today poll released today shows that most Americans think Alberta is the capitol city of Canada but they also think that Canadians themselves are mostly kind of cute...

Justin Bieber Jet Refused Air Passage by France

WASHINGTON – The U.S. government is denying exerting any pressure on the French government to turn away a private jet thought to be carrying pop idol Justin Bieber. “The United States has no active...

Bieber Named Ambassador To Japan

With a new free-trade deal on the table between Canada and Japan, Prime Minister Stephen Harper today appointed Justin Bieber as Ambassador to Japan. “This is a great cultural exchange,” said Harper at newly renamed...