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NSA Admits Spying on Gay Boy Scout Leaders

FORT MEADE, MD — The National Security Agency denied today that they gather detailed information on everyday heterosexual Americans. But the Agency did admit they know everything about admitted homosexual Boy Scout and Cub...

Circumcised Men Sue Doctors, Parents

LOS ANGELES — A group of 104 middle-aged men launched a $50 million class-action lawsuit against their parents and the American Medical Association today claiming “unnecessary and disfiguring surgery” was performed on them “prior...

KFC Admits One Piece in Every Bucket Has No Meat — UPDATE

Louisville KY — Following an early morning admission that the backbone piece in a 9-bucket contains “absolutely no meat,” KFC owning company Yum! Brands Corporation has issued a retraction. “All original recipe pieces and...