Tagged: military

Canada Pledges To Politely Assert Arctic Sovereignty

OTTAWA — In a blunt saber-rattling affair today, Government Spokesperson Miguel Carnett asserted Canada’s arctic sovereignty, stating that Canada would take whatever steps necessary to defend its arctic claims…as long as, of course, it...

Sudan Refugee Crisis Now Officially ‘Soo Yesterday’

It has now been confirmed that the desperate plight of Sudan’s refugees is now officially ‘sooo yesterday’. The long debate on whether this issue is still ‘hip’ was officially ended on Tuesday when several...