Tagged: NSA

Obama Apologizes to Harper for Not Spying on Him

Coming in the wake of Prime Minister Harper’s expression of ‘hurt’ that he was one of the few world leaders the NSA deemed unworthy of tracking, a belated apology has been issued. “Okay…this is...

NSA to Post America’s Favorite Hacked Home Videos

WASHINGTON — The National Security Agency said today that they will begin posting the absolute best of the best videos and photos they have hacked from Americans’ webcams and smart phones. “Some of the...

NSA Admits Spying on Gay Boy Scout Leaders

FORT MEADE, MD — The National Security Agency denied today that they gather detailed information on everyday heterosexual Americans. But the Agency did admit they know everything about admitted homosexual Boy Scout and Cub...

Whistleblower Conspiracy Theorist Still Alive

Sources confirm that local conspiracy theorist, Richard Hamilton, is still alive and whistleblowing. Mr. Hamilton has loudly blown his whistle on the massive reptilian alien overlord cover-up that has seen a strange race of...

Harper “Kinda Hurt” That U.S. Isn’t Spying on Him

OTTAWA — After reports surfaced that the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) spied on the leaders of Brazil, Taiwan and most countries with names ending in -stan, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is reportedly...

NSA to Offer Proof-Reading, Filter Services

WASHINGTON, DC — Months after the NSA admitted that it monitors the electronic and telephone communications of nearly every American citizen, the clandestine organization held a press conference on Monday to make an offer...