Tagged: politics

Obama Denies Mole on His Face is a Measle

WASHINGTON — A coalition of anti-vaccination groups said today that Barack Obama has come down with a case of “the measle” despite being vaccinated as a child. The groups claim that the mole near...

Congress Passes Bill To Make Congressional Voting Anonymous

The Bill dubbed ‘Voting Anonymous’ was passed by the Republican majority congress, late last week. The bill will make all future congressional votes anonymous, only extending the same privileges to congressmen, they insist, that...

Harper Replaces the Nickel’s Beaver with a Majestic Eagle

Stephen Harper today announced from the lobby of the Canadian Mint that the Canadian nickel would receive a dramatic overhaul early this year. Flanked by The Governor of the Bank of Canada Stephen Poloz and Minister...

New Brunswick to Drop “New” From Provincial Name

FREDERICTON, BRUNSWICK – In a stunning announcement in the former New Brunswick, new Liberal Premier Brian Gallant has announced that his party will move forward with controversial legislation that will drop the ‘New’ from...

U.S. Handwriting Experts Flag Harper’s Degenerating Signature

NEW YORK — A group of leading U.S. forensic handwriting experts have raised concerns about what might be going on in Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s head after analyzing his never-the-same-twice official signature, according to documents released today...