Tagged: politics

Trudeau Poses In Speedo To Raise Money

MONTREAL -In a move many see as a sure sign Justin Trudeau will seek the leadership of the federal Liberal Party, Justin Trudeau donned a skimpy Speedo bathing suit for a three-hour photo shoot...

Bieber Named Ambassador To Japan

With a new free-trade deal on the table between Canada and Japan, Prime Minister Stephen Harper today appointed Justin Bieber as Ambassador to Japan. “This is a great cultural exchange,” said Harper at newly renamed...

Canada Pledges To Politely Assert Arctic Sovereignty

OTTAWA — In a blunt saber-rattling affair today, Government Spokesperson Miguel Carnett asserted Canada’s arctic sovereignty, stating that Canada would take whatever steps necessary to defend its arctic claims…as long as, of course, it...

United States Acquires Maple Leaf Symbol

In an expected move, the United States government finally closed their deal to acquire rights to the Canadian maple leaf. A symbol which was, in the past, a distinctly Canadian image. While still a...