Tagged: politics

Obama orders a military crackdown on Republicans

 Following Republican attempts to seize the Senate, Obama has ordered a nation-wide military crackdown, pushing the divided nation closer to the breaking point. Two prominent Republican lawmakers have ‘disappeared’ while hundreds more have been...

Harper’s Request to be on Wheaties’ Box Turned Down

Harper’s Request to be on Wheaties’ Box Turned Down

TARRYTOWN, NY — The Breakfast of Champions will not feature the smiling face of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper despite his formal request and Mr. Harper providing dozens of pictures of himself curling, duck...