Tagged: politics

Voter Donations to Harper Retirement Fund Top $4 Million

OTTAWA — Liberal leader Justin Trudeau announced today that a Kickstarter-like crowd-funding campaign has been a big hit with voters raising more than $4 million to lure Prime Minister Stephen Harper into hanging up...

Ex-President Bush Finishes Reading First Book

CRAWFORD, TX — George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, proudly announced today that he has finished reading his first book and, surprisingly, it’s not the bible. “All my friends was...

Harper Unveils “Subtle” Changes to Canadian Flag

OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper surprised media this morning by unveiling a “new-look” Canadian flag in red, white, and blue that “just by fluke” matches the colours of the Conservative Party’s logo. “I...

Canadians Go Gung-Ho for Toronto’s Separation Bid

TORONTO – Although only one third of those polled in this city agree that it “should become an independent nation”, it is almost certain that an emerging Toronto separation vote will take place according...