WASHINGTON — Le Département de français en Amérique today introduced a newly-minted translation program aimed at enhancing Canada-US relations. Its first translation project shared with reporters is The Star Spangled Banner (La Bannière Étoilée)...
OTTAWA — Seconds after giving a rousing speech earlier today shouting that Canada won’t back down from military conflict with “that f***ing little shit Putin”, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird complained to his bodyguards...
WASHINGTON — In what is being taken as a sure sign that she’s going to chase the Democratic nomination for the 2016 Presidential race, Hillary Clinton is clearing out her old wardrobe. Hillary is...
Driving through a wealthy suburb of Johannesburg today, our correspondents were pleased to see rich people of all colors living in gated communities inaccessible to most of the despondent population. This newfound mixed elite...
OTTAWA — In a fiery speech today about global terrorists, environmental protesters and Justin Trudeau’s marijuana addiction, Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced that Canada will “join the battle” and put its 1964 Sea King...
NEW YORK — In an impartial poll deemed accurate 20 times out of 19, Fox News reported today that their viewers are split over the 3 options to reign in U.S. President Barack Obama....
