Tagged: quebec

U.S. Says “We Oui” to Canada

WASHINGTON — Le Département de français en Amérique today introduced a newly-minted translation program aimed at enhancing Canada-US relations. Its first translation project shared with reporters is The Star Spangled Banner (La Bannière Étoilée)...

Quebec Opens French-Only Blood Donor Banks

MONTREAL — Premier Pauline Marois (Premiere ministre du Quebec) announced today that the Quebec Government (Gouvernement du Quebec) has opened seven blood donor banks (des cliniques de sang) across the province that will be...

Quebec Bans Cowboy Hats

QUEBEC CITY – On the heels of the Quebec Soccer Federation banning children from wearing turbans while playing in kiddie league games, the Province of Quebec has extended the ban to include cowboy hats...

Quebec Premier Tells Charest He Has “Papillons Tres Petites” (“Very Small Danglers”) While Confused English Audience Applauds

Quebec Premier Tells Charest He Has “Papillons Tres Petites” (“Very Small Danglers”) While Confused English Audience Applauds

Speaking solely in French, outgoing Quebec Premier Jean Charest and new Premier Pauline Marois turned the air blue with insults during a Montreal photo session, the whole time smiling and shaking hands in front...

Half-Quebecois Man Separates From Himself

MONTREAL -In a major innovative surgical operation and one of the first of its kind, Quebec resident Antoine Lavoie successfully separated from himself, though sadly, he died shortly afterwards. Born to a Quebecois father...