Pope Declares That ‘Doggy Heaven’ Does Not Exist
FLORENCE, ITALY — There is no doggy heaven, Pope Francis revealed this week. Unaware that he was being covertly monitored during a recent visit to the Uffizi Gallery, he is reported to have made...
FLORENCE, ITALY — There is no doggy heaven, Pope Francis revealed this week. Unaware that he was being covertly monitored during a recent visit to the Uffizi Gallery, he is reported to have made...
DETROIT — Thousands of people lined up early this morning at local schoolyards to receive what they’d heard through the grapevine was free bottled water. The good news rumors were wrong and they all...
JACKSON, MS — As yet another two slices of evenly-browned toast pop up, 46-year-old Stanley (Stan) Nault studies them carefully and then tosses them in the garbage can with the dozens of others. The...
OKLAHOMA CITY — On the heels of the Supreme Court ruling that family-owned businesses could deny contraceptive medical coverage to workers, Hobby Lobby’s two owners announced late today that thong underwear is against their...
NEW YORK — Hedging their bets, most North American adults who sin a little say they plan to ask for forgiveness just before coughing up their last breath according to a study released in...
VATICAN CITY — One of Pope Francis’ first acts after being elected Pontiff of the Catholic Church was to order the body of the late Blessed Teresa of Calcutta to be put on view...