Tagged: religion

Pope Declares That ‘Doggy Heaven’ Does Not Exist

FLORENCE, ITALY — There is no doggy heaven, Pope Francis revealed this week. Unaware that he was being covertly monitored during a recent visit to the Uffizi Gallery, he is reported to have made...

90% of Sinners Plan Death-Bed Repentance

NEW YORK — Hedging their bets, most North American adults who sin a little say they plan to ask for forgiveness just before coughing up their last breath according to a study released in...