Tagged: religion

“God Hates Benches”

STARKE, FLORIDA – Westboro Baptist Church has changed their hate-filled slogan from “GOD HATES FAGS” to “GOD HATES BENCHES” as they began to picket the atheist “bench” monument unveiled in Starke, Florida. “Benches are...

Shroud of Turin Authenticated by Antiques Roadshow

THE VATICAN – The hosts of long-running TV series Antiques Roadshow from the United States, UK, and Canada teamed up at the request of Pope Francis and have determined that the Shroud of Turin...

Harper Takes Pandas to Church Supper

OTTAWA – With Conservative Party baseball caps velcroed to their fluffy heads, Canada’s two visiting Pandas surprised and delighted evangelical members of the East Gate Alliance Church in Ottawa as they arrived unannounced for...

Rewritten Gideon Bible Gooses Gays

The book that made motel bedside tables famous has been edited into a new edition Bible that portrays gay men as “swishies who think about nothing but bums.” “Any man who plants corn in...

Atheist Suicide Bomber Kills Eighteen Agnostics

STOCKHOLM -In a frightening display of rising sectarian violence, an atheist suicide bomber blew himself up on a busy street in Stockholm three days ago; killing eighteen agnostics and wounding over thirty.  Members of...