Tagged: republicans

Boehner Calls Cruz a Squint-Faced, Lying Fame Whore

WASHINGTON — House Speaker John Boehner admitted to media today that he’s “a bit unhappy” with junior Texas Senator Ted Cruz’ role in blocking the Republican bill to provide emergency funding for the child...

Sarah Palin Tells CNN She “Drinksh Jush a Lil Bit”

JUNEAU — After being caught mistakenly peeing in the Men’s Washroom at a local Texas Roadhouse bar and grill, former politician Sarah Palin denied to CNN today that she binge drinks. “Okay, okay. Herezz...

Perry Using Bigger Words Since Getting Prada Eyeglasses

HOUSTON — Presidential candidate Rick Perry mostly confused a Republican crowd at a fundraising dinner last night when he used words like “verisimilitude” and “obfuscation.” But Perry’s aides insist the ex-Governor has always known...