Tagged: russia

Putin Eyes Perry’s Prize Pussy

Katy Perry’s pussy has apparently captured the attention of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Sources indicate Putin has contacted Perry’s management team with an offer to purchase the giant metallic tiger the pop singer rode...

Canadian Jets Terrify Putin

ST. PUTINSBURG — The imminent arrival in eastern Europe of a formidable force of Canadian warplanes has military heads in this Russian capital (formerly known as Moscow) in a near panic according to a...

Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China

Moscow- Elated by his success in reclaiming Crimea for the Russian Republic, President Vladmir Putin is setting his sights on further expansion. His next target is Alaska. “Alaska is legitimate Russian territory, just like...

France Preemptively Surrenders to Russia

 PARIS – In a move that stunned the diplomatic world and added a new complication to the crisis in Ukraine, French President Francois Hollande announced today that he had been in contact with Russian...