Tagged: sarah palin

Hillary Admits She Doesn’t Have a Bundle in Her Underwear

WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton cut to the chase today admitting that she doesn’t have things dangling between her legs but doesn’t think that shortage makes her a weaker candidate for president. “There are bonerheads...

U.S. Embassy in Ebola Should be Evacuated — Sarah Palin

WASHINGTON — Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin turned her attention span to international affairs on The Sarah Palin Channel Starring Sarah Palin earlier today. “First let me say that some of my best friends...

Sarah Palin Tells CNN She “Drinksh Jush a Lil Bit”

JUNEAU — After being caught mistakenly peeing in the Men’s Washroom at a local Texas Roadhouse bar and grill, former politician Sarah Palin denied to CNN today that she binge drinks. “Okay, okay. Herezz...