Tagged: science news

Climate Change Scientist fails Lie Detector Test

In a stunning reversal of established dogma, Richard Hughs a prominent scientist, failed a public lie detector test. The lie detector, generously donated by BP as part of their Enviro-Oil campaign, went off the...

Does Smoking Lead To Murder? Yes.

Smoking! Prison! Murder! Save the children! A new study has shown that a resounding 90% of convicted criminals smoke. So The Lapine dares to take this further and ask the question: will smoking turn...

Real Person Actually Sees Meteor Shower

HARTFORD — Reliable sources indicated today that Mrs. Enid Qimby of Blythe, Connecticut, actually saw the fabled Perseid meteor shower. Alfred and I were sitting on our porch enjoying an evening bottle of Chateau...

Muzzled Scientists Send Harper a Klondike Bar

OTTAWA – It arrived at 24 Sussex Drive in an Ottawa Senators’ picnic cooler with a simple note duck-taped to the lid. “What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Mr Harper?” After several...