In a stunning reversal of established dogma, Richard Hughs a prominent scientist, failed a public lie detector test. The lie detector, generously donated by BP as part of their Enviro-Oil campaign, went off the...
Smoking! Prison! Murder! Save the children! A new study has shown that a resounding 90% of convicted criminals smoke. So The Lapine dares to take this further and ask the question: will smoking turn...
NEW YORK — The once-a-year Monsanto birth control pill Ovafree was pulled off the market today due to poor sales and reported side effects including spontaneous twerking. “It totally fizzed all the way down my...
HARTFORD — Reliable sources indicated today that Mrs. Enid Qimby of Blythe, Connecticut, actually saw the fabled Perseid meteor shower. Alfred and I were sitting on our porch enjoying an evening bottle of Chateau...
TORONTO — The image of Canada’s polite aging baby boomers being worried about falling in the shower and breaking a hip has been refuted by a Red Cross study. “We thought people of retirement...
OTTAWA – It arrived at 24 Sussex Drive in an Ottawa Senators’ picnic cooler with a simple note duck-taped to the lid. “What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Mr Harper?” After several...
