Tagged: stephen harper

“Dinner With Stephen Harper” Contest Cancelled

  OTTAWA – Turns out only a handful of Canadians want to chow down with the PM. And most of them are his aunts, uncles, cousins, and his half-brother Luke. Despite being heavily promoted...

Harper Gives Obama His Beaver

WASHINGTON – Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has blatantly stepped up efforts to improve relations with U.S. President Barack Obama with the gift of his favorite 2-year-old neutered beaver, Slick. Relations between Harper and...

Harper Admits He Saw Marijuana Once

OTTAWA – In a candid interview with CBC’s Peter Mansbridge, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said today that he has had personal experiences with illegal marijuana, having once seen a baggie of “weed” at a...

Muzzled Scientists Send Harper a Klondike Bar

OTTAWA – It arrived at 24 Sussex Drive in an Ottawa Senators’ picnic cooler with a simple note duck-taped to the lid. “What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Mr Harper?” After several...

Harper Takes Pandas to Church Supper

OTTAWA – With Conservative Party baseball caps velcroed to their fluffy heads, Canada’s two visiting Pandas surprised and delighted evangelical members of the East Gate Alliance Church in Ottawa as they arrived unannounced for...