Harper to Play Organ During Blue Jays 7th Inning Stretch
TORONTO — Nearly 50,000 Blue Jays fans will see the team take on the Texas Rangers today — and as a surprise bonus will see Prime Minister Stephen Harper play his organ and sing...
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Made-in-Vietnam Timbits Will Taste the Same Says Harper as TPP Deal Inked
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper went live on an Ottawa radio station this morning to reassure Canadians that Timbits made in Vietnam, flash-frozen, and then shipped to Canada will taste exactly the same....
Trudeau Admits He Had a “Few Beer” Before Feisty Debate
TORONTO — Justin Trudeau is refusing to apologize today after calling Stephen Harper a “mean old crotch” during the recent Munk Debate. But the Liberal leader does admit that the “four or five” Keith’s...
Harper Wows Debate in Sears New Fall Collection Suit
CALGARY — Viewers were confused at the start of the leaders’ debate when Prime Minister Stephen Harper strode onto the stage, flung open his suit jacket, and thrust out one hip to pose for...
Man Shouting “Refugees Are Terrorists” Arrested Trying to Enter Parliament
UPDATE — RCMP have released Minister of Employment Pierre Poilievre from custody and have issued an apology to the 36-year-old MP after mistaking him for a possibly mentally-disturbed person attempting to enter the “MPs...
Harper Reminds Canadians That Thomas Mulcair Has a Beard
OTTAWA — Stephen Harper refused to answer reporters’ questions about his inaction on the Syrian refugee crisis at a small rally today but did manage to puzzle supporters and reporters with a strange attack...
