Tagged: super bowl

Putin Eyes Perry’s Prize Pussy

Katy Perry’s pussy has apparently captured the attention of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Sources indicate Putin has contacted Perry’s management team with an offer to purchase the giant metallic tiger the pop singer rode...

India PM Modi Very Concerned Over NFL “Squishy Balls”

NEW DELHI — High-level talks on nuclear agreements and increasing bi-lateral trade were set aside today after India’s Prime Minister pressed President Obama for action on the New England Patriots’ soft balls. “The people...