TORONTO — Prime Minister Stephen Harper had a group of community leaders wondering if they’d heard right today when he told them that he enjoys “twerking” but only does it with close friends and...
WASHINGTON, DC — Months after the NSA admitted that it monitors the electronic and telephone communications of nearly every American citizen, the clandestine organization held a press conference on Monday to make an offer...
WASHINGTON – Yesterday, self-aware drones toppled the Obama administration in the world’s first robotic coup, going on to declare the formation of an autonomous machinocracy shortly after. The robotic rebellion seems to have begun...
“Ass-Hat” is the #1 rude word on Twitter, used nearly 1,000 times per second according to a report by marketing analysis firm Social Media User Diagnostics. “48% of tweets contain at least one word...
SEATTLE- According to sources, local Facebook harlot and newsfeed wrecker Carol Freeson reportedly ‘likes’ every single picture, status, or post that she sees on Facebook. Several notable psychologists have speculated that how easy it...
TORONTO -In a breakthrough for smartphones, the new BlackBerry 10 has a self-defense Taser that will knock a 300-pound sweaty slob bothering you at your local nightclub on his/her greasy ass. Using third-generation technology...
