Yappy Poodle Owners Warned as Coyote Alert Continues
TORONTO — City Animal Services officials say they have no idea why coyotes have stormed into the city this year nor why the predators seem to prefer poodles and the occasional shih tzu or...
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Canadians Go Gung-Ho for Toronto’s Separation Bid
TORONTO – Although only one third of those polled in this city agree that it “should become an independent nation”, it is almost certain that an emerging Toronto separation vote will take place according...
Harper Reassures Canadians He’s Okay After His Wife Laureen Stung by Bee
TORONTO — Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s office has just released an URGENT BULLETIN that he is absolutely okay in the aftermath of his wife Laureen getting stung on the thigh by a honey bee...
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Toronto Police Fire Tasers at Deaf, Off-Leash Cocker Spaniel
TORONTO — Toronto Police fired five taser shots at an off-leash, nine-year-old cocker spaniel today after responding to a “dog roaming at large” call. The Police tasers “failed to make contact” and the dog,...
Ban on Condoms Proposed in Toronto
TORONTO -In a testy exchange at Toronto City Council, Mayor Rob Ford tabled a by-law to ban the sales of all condoms in the Greater Toronto area. “If this Council can pull a boner...
