Tagged: vladimir putin

Putin Eyes Perry’s Prize Pussy

Katy Perry’s pussy has apparently captured the attention of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Sources indicate Putin has contacted Perry’s management team with an offer to purchase the giant metallic tiger the pop singer rode...

U.S. Handwriting Experts Flag Harper’s Degenerating Signature

NEW YORK — A group of leading U.S. forensic handwriting experts have raised concerns about what might be going on in Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s head after analyzing his never-the-same-twice official signature, according to documents released today...

Canadian Jets Terrify Putin

ST. PUTINSBURG — The imminent arrival in eastern Europe of a formidable force of Canadian warplanes has military heads in this Russian capital (formerly known as Moscow) in a near panic according to a...

Harper Bullies Putin into Celebrating Anti-Bullying Day

OTTAWA – In a surprising turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to mark the International Day of Pink in Russia following a tense 20-minute phone call from Canadian Prime Minister Stephen...

Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China

Moscow- Elated by his success in reclaiming Crimea for the Russian Republic, President Vladmir Putin is setting his sights on further expansion. His next target is Alaska. “Alaska is legitimate Russian territory, just like...