France Preemptively Surrenders to Russia
PARIS – In a move that stunned the diplomatic world and added a new complication to the crisis in Ukraine, French President Francois Hollande announced today that he had been in contact with Russian...
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Putin: Call of the Wild. In Theaters February 28th, 2015
NEW YORK – It is being called Putin: Call of the Wild and critics maintain that, comprising roughly 2.3% of Russia’s budget, it will be the most expensive movie ever made. With a length...
President Putin Aide Arrested for Offering BenGay for Backside Injury
MOSCOW- Immediately after sustaining a bruising “lower backside” injury while training with young Olympic wrestling hopefuls, Russian President Vladimir Putin had a top military official hand-cuffed and arrested after the man gave the leader...
Putin Has Hots for Hillary — Dumps Wife on TV
MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimar Putin shocked his nation by announcing his divorce from the mother of his two daughters, Lyudmila, on live TV. Then in a sit-down interview, the former KGB spy shocked...
